Esquire Pedrino

Life is either a daring adventure or nothing.

The Jewish Princess

You are a self-absorbed, juvenile attention whore. You cannot be happy for others unless your own life is devoid of problems. You insist on exacerbating minor issues in order to revel in the drama and to garner sympathy, instead of using reason to resolve the situation in a dignified, responsible manner. Yet people continue to bend over backwards for you in spite of your petulance. You have an inexhaustible pool of supporters that are forever willing to aid you in your time of need, yet when they spend even a moment of their time living for themselves, you behave as if you have been dealt the greatest of injustices. I fear that if you do not begin to comprehend the consequences of your actions, you will be ostracised by those equipped to support you and left with those that are equally selfish and deluded and yourself. Grow up and learn to accept adulthood for what it is.

mrpold: As good as this piece of work is are we all just going to ignore that the person misspelt Shakespeare?  ….This could be why I’m alone. or that this was clearly NOT written by William Shakespeare.

mrpold:

As good as this piece of work is are we all just going to ignore that the person misspelt Shakespeare? 

….This could be why I’m alone.

or that this was clearly NOT written by William Shakespeare.

(Source: musicformyfuneral)

Je ne vais pas de travailler sur la ferme toute plus Maggie

Je ne vais pas de travailler sur la ferme toute plus Maggie

The Human Cuntipede

Today, I watched The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence. My issue is not with why the film was made, as Tom Six is clearly advocating Huxley’s theory that our future would be tarred by exposure to so much information that we would be reduced to passivity and egotism. Ultimately, the things that we love rather than hate will ruin us. The inevitable imitation of depravity. My issue is that this modern breed of deviants dominate horror/thriller cinema. My advice is to direct your attention to Paddy Considine’s Tyrannosaur, a tour de force of psychological thrillers and far more thought provoking than watching an overweight social recluse crudely attaching 12 people together mouth to anus, for the sake of observing their fecal related suffering. 



Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.- Mark Twain 

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

- Mark Twain 

We’ve got a winner!

We’ve got a winner!

The follies of my youth.

During the weekly AA meeting at Laura’s house, leaving the room to go to the toilet, walking into the spare bedroom and without thinking, climbing in and going to sleep.

I don’t read the newspapers because they all have ugly print.

I don’t read the newspapers because they all have ugly print.

A democracy which makes or even effectively prepares for modern, scientific war must necessarily cease to be democratic. No country can be really well prepared for modern war unless it is governed by a tyrant, at the head of a highly trained and perfectly obedient bureaucracy.

—Aldous Huxley

The painful realisation that Aldous Huxley was right.

The painful realisation that Aldous Huxley was right.