Esquire Pedrino

The Jewish Princess

Mon, 26 Mar 2012 18:41:17 -0400

You are a self-absorbed, juvenile attention whore. You cannot be happy for others unless your own life is devoid of problems. You insist on exacerbating minor issues in order to revel in the drama and to garner sympathy, instead of using reason to resolve the situation in a dignified, responsible manner. Yet people continue to bend over backwards for you in spite of your petulance. You have an inexhaustible pool of supporters that are forever willing to aid you in your time of need, yet when they spend even a moment of their time living for themselves, you behave as if you have been dealt the greatest of injustices. I fear that if you do not begin to comprehend the consequences of your actions, you will be ostracised by those equipped to support you and left with those that are equally selfish and deluded and yourself. Grow up and learn to accept adulthood for what it is.

mrpold: As good as this piece of work is are we all just going...

Wed, 11 Jan 2012 10:01:57 -0500

mrpold:

As good as this piece of work is are we all just going to ignore that the person misspelt Shakespeare?

….This could be why I’m alone.

or that this was clearly NOT written by William Shakespeare.

Je ne vais pas de travailler sur la ferme toute plus Maggie

Tue, 10 Jan 2012 18:56:18 -0500

Je ne vais pas de travailler sur la ferme toute plus Maggie

The Human Cuntipede

Sun, 30 Oct 2011 17:44:56 -0400

Today, I watched The Human Centipede 2: Full Sequence. My issue is not with why the film was made, as Tom Six is clearly advocating Huxley’s theory that our future would be tarred by exposure to so much information that we would be reduced to passivity and egotism. Ultimately, the things that we love rather than hate will ruin us. The inevitable imitation of depravity. My issue is that this modern breed of deviants dominate horror/thriller cinema. My advice is to direct your attention to Paddy Considine’s Tyrannosaur, a tour de force of psychological thrillers and far more thought provoking than watching an overweight social recluse crudely attaching 12 people together mouth to anus, for the sake of observing their fecal related suffering.

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it...

Sun, 30 Oct 2011 15:34:19 -0400

Anger is an acid that can do more harm to the vessel in which it is stored than to anything on which it is poured.

- Mark Twain

We’ve got a winner!

Thu, 25 Aug 2011 13:39:36 -0400

We’ve got a winner!

The follies of my youth.

Wed, 24 Aug 2011 08:27:19 -0400

During the weekly AA meeting at Laura’s house, leaving the room to go to the toilet, walking into the spare bedroom and without thinking, climbing in and going to sleep.

I don’t read the newspapers because they all have ugly...

Mon, 22 Aug 2011 20:51:56 -0400

I don’t read the newspapers because they all have ugly print.

"A democracy which makes or even effectively prepares for modern, scientific war must necessarily..."

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 15:58:28 -0400

“A democracy which makes or even effectively prepares for modern, scientific war must necessarily cease to be democratic. No country can be really well prepared for modern war unless it is governed by a tyrant, at the head of a highly trained and perfectly obedient bureaucracy.”

- Aldous Huxley

The painful realisation that Aldous Huxley was right.

Sun, 21 Aug 2011 15:55:55 -0400

The painful realisation that Aldous Huxley was right.

Mind Cop never fails…

Fri, 19 Aug 2011 18:08:07 -0400

Mind Cop never fails…

Big Ball's Bad Boy Birthday

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 08:45:25 -0400

So I’m happy to say that my good friend Jon turns 21 today. A friend that has never judged, that has always supported and always brings a smile. Salute, mio caro amico.

Show them that it can’t bring you down.

Thu, 18 Aug 2011 08:39:20 -0400

Show them that it can’t bring you down.

Je vois.

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 17:21:08 -0400

Je vois.

Jean-Paul, pourquoi si sérieux?

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 17:16:53 -0400

Jean-Paul, pourquoi si sérieux?

Never lose your sense of adventure.

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 11:30:03 -0400

Never lose your sense of adventure.

The follies of my youth

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 11:24:25 -0400

Thinking I can still drink like a teenager on an empty stomach.

"Cinema is the most beautiful fraud in the world"

Wed, 17 Aug 2011 11:13:00 -0400

“Cinema is the most beautiful fraud in the world”

- Jean-Luc Godard